Bicycle Eve

One more sleep.

Tomorrow is the day I pay for and take home my new bicycle. To say that I'm excited is a hideous understatement -- I am beside myself.

My birthday is in a few days, my roommate came home from her convalescence, tomorrow night is a bonfire birthday party, and my sister is joining us for the weekend.

And I'm sitting here in my pajamas wearing my bike helmet. Breaking it in, like you do.

It feels like Christmas AND my birthday all at once.

Tomorrow. Tomorrow I ride.

Hot Wheels

 Soon.













SO SOON.













With massive thanks to +Giles Cooper at Alternative Bike Shop for the photos.

Confessions of a Devastated Pragmatic Romantic

I like to imagine myself a very pragmatic gal. I deal best with order, rules, systems, and analysis. Math, logic, details, patterns; all very stoic left-brained shit, right? I actually test as middle-brained, so I'm generally quite good at integrating the order, rules, systems, and analysis of the left brain with the softer side of life, or the right-brain functions, like philosophy, an understanding of symbols, focus on the future, compassion, listening, imagination, and ideas.

I usually try to hide the fact that I'm a devastated romantic because romance and romanticism are just so wildly impractical, but I'm just so wildly enthusiastic and expressive that everyone who knows me knows better. My iTunes library betrays me to myself and I'm perpetually caught up in the emotion carried over a system of rhythmic patterns, melodies, harmonies, and major and minor tonality. Music is the greatest joy of the middle-brained mind.

Even this blog is a betrayal of my forced self-perception as über-composed, resolute, and unflinching. The combination of emotional/personal expression with the rules and order of language and grammar excites and titillates my middle-brained-ness. Most of what I've posted so far is rooted in deep emotional experience. It's the academic and intellectual pieces that are sitting in draft form, unfinished, being researched and pecked at, outnumbering the published posts. [Poetry from a self-proclaimed pragmatist? Who does this gal think she's fooling?]

So what typically happens in my brain is this:

Right Brain: "We have an idea!" or "We have a feeling!"

Left Brain: "What does it do?" or "What is the feeling?" or "That's great, RB, but what do you want me to do about it?"

Right Brain: "Let's make an art thing!" or "It's this electrifying combination of passion, excitement, and fear! We're incredibly enthusiastic about it; in fact, we are really into this feeling!" or "How are we supposed to know what to do with it? We're too busy painting stars on rainbows and crying into this cup of tea!"

Left Brain: [annoyed] "Well, we need to DO something about it. For the love of God, stop carrying on, it's keeping us from creating a strategy and plan of action."

Right Brain: [ignores LB, imagines what everything in room would look like if it was made of glitter] "Sorry! Too busy entertaining 47 possible outcomes! La la la!"

Left Brain: "Okay, seriously. Pull our shit together."

Right Brain: [exasperated] "FINE." [scowls in the corner, knowing it will be back]

Left Brain: [sighs] "Finally. Some quiet around here. Now let's plan and organize ALL THE THINGS."

Right Brain: [jumps out like the bogey man] "A-HA! Here, have some FEAR, LB! Let's see how you do with THAT! HA!" [laughs and claps maniacally at its cleverness]

So, as you can see, neither one is getting much accomplished in this rivalry.

The sometimes painful truth is that I am an utterly devastated romantic. I want to believe in everything: love at first sight, overcoming the odds, philosophy and spirituality as tools to greater understanding, love conquering all, happy endings, art, beauty, simple gestures resulting in profound emotional response.

This passion for the potential beauty in all things leaves me frequently disappointed. The bitter reality of the ugliness in humanity breaks my heart. I am human, too, and fall short. I hurt others, or they inadvertently hurt me. Fear runs everything, and moments compound to years wasted in worry. Sympathy and empathy gut me. I spend eons in private, tormented lament.

And then, just like that, I exclaim with joy over some adorable antic of the cat or dog, swoon over the backlit fog settling over the centuries-old stone buildings I admire from my porch or bedroom window, brighten with happiness at seeing a beloved friend, melt with the enjoyment of beautiful food, explode into dance when the greatest song of the moment is playing, come alive and acutely alert in my skin at the simplest human contact, and laugh like my life depends on it.

I don't know where the balance lies. But I know that the many facets that comprise my spirit are all valid and good. I just wish I wasn't afraid of my own heart.

Want.

Put your hands in my hair
Inhale
Lean into me
Put your lips against my cheek
Whisper

My head tilted up
My breath caught
My hands flat against your chest
My fingertips fussing the point of your collar
My stomach churning
My heart racing

Dizzy
Disappearing
Deafened by whisper
Death by breath
There is nothing but your words on my cheek


(2013)

Frustrated Cartography

I have always loved maps.

The consistency of the demarcation on the page occupies me, comforts me, distracts me, just a little, from the variable, topographical revolution within.

The shortest distance between two points eludes me. I scour the creased expanse, the geography of the folds overlaid on various highways, lakes, townships, and points of interest. Somewhere on this page, SOMEWHERE, is the road that will lead me where I want to be, the path to my destiny, the proverbial road to happiness. I gag.

So I unfold this map

Lines lines lines

Creases that never fold back

I want to tear it apart

Crush it into a ball

Smooth it out

Figure out my route

What the fuck is my destination?

I set it down, I stand up, I look upon it, head cocked in consideration of the infinity of intersections. I just want to fold the edges together until the Atlantic and the Pacific touch.

I curse the expanse, shaking my fist in the general direction of the Midwest: “DAMN ALL THIS CORN!!”

I play cartographer in quiet moments alone. I pick up the map and shake it until the Rockies break apart and the Mississippi runs east to west and I fold up my map into a little paper boat and set a course for the thing I fear most.

They don't love you like I love you

White flag

Okay Sunday, I surrender.

Last night my friend and I came home to the dog shitting on my bedroom rug, the cat shitting in a dark corner the living room, which I found by sticking my hand into it, trying to find a plug in the darkness. Which I then flung, stepped in, and general madness ensued.

So far today I've had to deal with the dog peeing on my bed sometime in the night (or possibly yesterday and we didn't notice it because it was dried and dark, and YAY to sleeping in a bed with pee) and the trip to the laundromat that required, then the dog peeing on my rug as I was commanding her to get out of my room, then the cat barfed on the same rug because OH MY GOD MY HUMAN IS UPSET HERRRKK, then dragging my memory foam mattress top out onto the lawn to pour boiling water over where the dog peed, which resulted in be pouring boiling water over both of my bare feet in the process.

I managed to get myself into the shower, fully clothed, to spray my feet in cold water. Then slathered them in egg whites and wrapped in clean, dry paper towels. Now I am sitting on the porch, chain smoking, trying to understand why the fuck today is so hard. In what cosmic sense does the last 15 hours of my life require trauma by every manner of excrement?

Sunday, you win. I am TKO'ed. I surrender.

Heat.

I was gifted an air conditioner today by a friend of mine. After running it for about eight or nine hours, it's still 85°F in here (29°C to my friends across the pond), just to give you an idea of how insufferably hot it has been.

My friend Meaghan is staying with me these last few weeks. She has graciously endured the hottest summer in memory in my stuffy second-floor apartment. The best idea I've ever had in life occurred to me in the car with Meaghan tonight, on the drive home from ice cream with The Girls - we'll take the memory foam off my bed and put it in the living room and camp out there! And from whence this post is born. Ladybird, her tiny dog, is beside herself that we are down here for her entertainment.

This is hardcore friendship boot camp - we live and die by our ability to survive this heat wave together. The freezer has several varieties of ice cream, the fridge is stocked with fruit. Everything has the potential to become a frozen smoothie. I feel bad that this place isn't more hospitable but misery seems to love company and we've had innumerable laughs about our plight.

They say the heat wave is supposed to break for Sunday. I don't know for sure who "they" are but everyone keeps talking about it, so it must be true.